Credit to Liz, for without whom I never would've known the value of a free coffee.
Also, sorry for being a bit shit with the uploading. I have two days left of uni and then I'm done for a while so I should be a little less sporadic with the posts.
On Friday I was faced with a choice that, for those of us
who love getting free things, is incredibly difficult. We’ve all had to make
the choice at one point. If you get it right, it has the potential to make your
day, but getting it wrong could be disastrous in the future. The choice: when do I use my free coffee on a
loyalty card?
From previous experience there’s
basically two ways to approach this. The first I’ll call the ‘hell yes gonna
get me some free stuff right away’ approach, and as the name suggests as soon
as that card is filled up you claim the coffee straight away, and heaven help
anyone that attempts to get in the way of you and free caffeine. The upside to
this is that you’ll be a happy little caffeinated camper for the rest of the
day. The downside, you’ll be questioning whether using the card then and there
was the right choice. Which leads us to option two: the ‘broke joke’ approach,
and my personal preference. If you choose this path it means that you have to
wait a while to get that feeling of satisfaction in getting a free coffee, but
it will be worth it. If you wait until you are completely broke (and let’s face
it being a uni student that shouldn’t take too long) then the free coffee card
is a beacon of hope. Despite the fact that you probably won’t have the money to
buy food or pay rent, you still have that free coffee, and it’ll taste that
much better, and nothing else will matter.
So when I was faced with this
choice on Friday, I naturally opted for the broke joke approach. And I know
that the day I use that card to get my free coffee, broke Brad will definitely
be thanking me for it.
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